{"id":136,"date":"2008-11-23T21:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/136.html"},"modified":"2008-11-23T21:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T03:26:00","slug":"i-actually-finished-movie-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/i-actually-finished-movie-today.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually finished a movie today. I&#8217;ve had it from Netflix for over a month and just got to it now. It adds significantly to the genre of elephant conservation films, following such classics as <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Operation Dumbo Drop<\/span>. Oh yeah, and martial arts. It&#8217;s <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Protector<\/span>, starring Tony Jaa. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what I expected going in, except for grade A Muay Thai action. The plot is beyond ridiculous, even considering the premise of a traditional guardian of elephants in Thailand traveling to Australia to rescue two elephants stolen from his community. It&#8217;s loaded with action movie cliches from the cops thrown off the case to the girl in the gang who has a heart of gold. There are also some curveballs like the x-treeeeme street gang made of skaters and motocross bikers (why don&#8217;t they sell their gear and buy guns?) and a horrid computer generated sequence. The acting is D-average. And the hero&#8217;s solution to every situation is pretty much walk int and start kicking. It&#8217;s basically <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Streets of Rage<\/span>, the movie. <\/p>\n<p>But the action more than makes up for the silly story. Tony Jaa is really really good, and the cinematography greatly accentuates the action sequences (I hear <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Quantum of Solace<\/span> is greatly deficient in this area). One especially cool scene is when he fights through building 3 (or is it 4?), a gangster restaurant:<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"blogpic\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/K06wDn3XsZE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/span><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one continuous shot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually finished a movie today. I&#8217;ve had it from Netflix for over a month and just got to it now. It adds significantly to the genre of elephant conservation films, following such classics as Operation Dumbo Drop. Oh yeah, and martial arts. It&#8217;s The Protector, starring Tony Jaa. I&#8217;m&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/i-actually-finished-movie-today.html\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[38],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}