{"id":152,"date":"2009-05-11T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/park-and-get-taken-for-a-ride.html"},"modified":"2017-07-01T14:21:13","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T19:21:13","slug":"park-and-get-taken-for-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/park-and-get-taken-for-ride.html","title":{"rendered":"Park and (Get Taken for a) Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to be a good soldier\/grad student and not blog about this, but when I examined my parking ticket from last week I saw how ridiculous it was.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what happened. I had to go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/studenthealth.missouri.edu\/\">Student Health Center<\/a> to see my counselor (to get the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=U&amp;start=1&amp;q=http:\/\/www.zoloft.com\/&amp;ei=gpcISobJHJWqNYfD7OwH&amp;sig2=ZczbB6EGZ43c3VlvS8vBPw&amp;usg=AFQjCNGEvgDJHYIW4Xq801aCqjL1msDXFA\">Zoloft<\/a> for the <a href=\"https:\/\/psycom.net\/depression.central.html\">depression<\/a> that being a grad student gave me). I also had to get to <a href=\"http:\/\/mulibraries.missouri.edu\/collections\/ellis.htm\">Ellis Library<\/a> so I parked at a parking garage between the two buildings, <a href=\"http:\/\/map.missouri.edu\/bldgview.php?bldg=37131\">Virginia Avenue Parking Garage<\/a>. Sidenote: it&#8217;s layout is the mirror image of <a href=\"http:\/\/map.missouri.edu\/bldgview.php?bldg=37279\">Hitt Street Garage<\/a>, which totally won&#8217;t lead to accidents&#8230;. Anyway I figured, like Hitt Street Garage, it will have paid parking on the upper floors. So I drive&#8230; and drive&#8230; and drive to the top floor. And&#8230; nothing. No meters. Well I&#8217;m now on the top floor of a six-floor parking garage. There are maybe 10 cars parked up there so they weren&#8217;t hurting for spaces. I have a schedule to keep so I decided to park up there.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously this story leads to me seeing the parking guy putting the ticket on my car after returning from the Library to check for just such an occurrence. I laugh it off (not his fault) and drove off to park in the Student Health Center parking.<\/p>\n<p>I get home and read the back of my ticket:<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogpic\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/..\/blog\/files\/pictures\/Thisishors$35417.png\" alt=\"Parking ticket\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Sure, $25. I can stand to lose that. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.columbiatribune.com\/news\/2009\/apr\/07\/state-dips-into-reserves-delays-refunds\/\">Times are tough<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.columbiatribune.com\/news\/2009\/apr\/26\/armed-students-may-fix-mu-money-woes\/\">The school needs money<\/a>. But hold on! There are a lot of offenses that are fined less than $25. Let&#8217;s see what I could&#8217;ve done instead of parking at the top floor of a barren garage blocks away from the Library, and saved a few dollars:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve stayed on the ground floor and parked on the yellow curb outside the garage. $10<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve parked directly on the crosswalk leading up to the Library. $15<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve parked in the Library&#8217;s loading zone. $10<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve parked in the official space in front of the Library. $15<\/li>\n<li>In a real pinch, I could&#8217;ve taken two metered spots. $10<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve found a ground level metered spot and not pay. $10<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve popped a wheelie, went over a curb, or go reverse all the way there. $25 each<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">blocked the street with my car<\/span>. $25<\/li>\n<li>I could&#8217;ve willfully disobeyed any Stop, No Parking, Yield, or One Way sign. $15.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But no, I parked blocks away, several stories up, not doing any harm, and got fined $25. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to be a good soldier\/grad student and not blog about this, but when I examined my parking ticket from last week I saw how ridiculous it was. Here&#8217;s what happened. I had to go to the Student Health Center to see my counselor (to get the Zoloft&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/park-and-get-taken-for-ride.html\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Park and (Get Taken for a) Ride&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,14,43],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}