{"id":164,"date":"2009-06-04T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/nirvana-aneurysm.html"},"modified":"2009-06-04T16:05:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T22:05:00","slug":"nirvana-aneurysm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/nirvana-aneurysm.html","title":{"rendered":"Nirvana &#8211; Aneurysm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m picking up around 2 weeks worth of cat poo in the basement, and cleaning the litterboxes. The trash bag I&#8217;m scooping them into has a hole at the bottom, made by the cats because they can break in to the bag cabinet where there is now a torn-open bag of cat food. Of course it is the last trashbag in the house. OF COURSE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m picking up around 2 weeks worth of cat poo in the basement, and cleaning the litterboxes. The trash bag I&#8217;m scooping them into has a hole at the bottom, made by the cats because they can break in to the bag cabinet where there is now a torn-open&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/nirvana-aneurysm.html\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Nirvana &#8211; Aneurysm&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[4,59,11],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal","tag-raaaaage","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}