{"id":49,"date":"2007-07-18T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-19T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/they-called-me-mr-bean.html"},"modified":"2007-07-18T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-19T01:56:00","slug":"they-called-me-mr-bean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/they-called-me-mr-bean.html","title":{"rendered":"&quot;They Called Me Mr. Bean&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost lit my laboratory on fire on Tuesday. Well, that may be an exaggeration. I was plugging in my extension cord to power the lights in my work-tent. The plug has been deteriorating, sometimes refusing to work. This time as I jiggled the wire hoping for a circuit, it made a loud sparkly pop. It didn&#8217;t hurt me, except for my pride as the entire lab turned to see what I was up to. Carlos, one of my supervisors, put down the phone with a quick &#8220;I&#8217;ll call you back&#8221; so he could help me get another cord.<\/p>\n<p>Today I was carrying my box of stuff in from the work-tent as usual when I was distracted by a interactive CD-ROM (they were big in the mid-90&#8217;s)  on bioarchaeology that was playing on a computer in the lab. I hit my elbow on the door frame and dropped the box, nearly spilling all of my stuff on the ground. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost lit my laboratory on fire on Tuesday. Well, that may be an exaggeration. I was plugging in my extension cord to power the lights in my work-tent. The plug has been deteriorating, sometimes refusing to work. This time as I jiggled the wire hoping for a circuit, it&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/they-called-me-mr-bean.html\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;&quot;They Called Me Mr. Bean&quot;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[4],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}