{"id":95,"date":"2008-06-14T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/hero-in-a-half-shell.html"},"modified":"2008-06-14T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T00:30:00","slug":"hero-in-half-shell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/hero-in-half-shell.html","title":{"rendered":"Hero in A Half Shell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One morning started off ahead of schedule (point A on the <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?f=d&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=6117457489430284018,38.964496,-92.332556&#038;saddr=hirth+st+and+w+worley,+columbia,+MO+65203+(Home-ish)&#038;daddr=1729+W+Ash,+Columbia,+MO+65203+(Gerbes+Supermarket)+to:flat+branch+park+to:E+Business+70%2FI-70-BR+%4038.964496,+-92.332556+to:2800+Maguire+Blvd,+Columbia,+MO+65201+(Work)&#038;mra=pe&#038;mrcr=0&#038;via=3&#038;sll=38.945926,-92.328758&#038;sspn=0.078369,0.089264&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;t=p&#038;z=13\">map<\/a>). I needed to go to the supermarket (B) to pick up a lunch for work so I woke up early. Maybe too early. I was half an hour early as I left <a href=\"http:\/\/services.kroger.com\/multibanner\/storelocator\/storedetails.aspx?recordId=61500124\">Gerbes<\/a> with a sandwich from the deli section. I got in my car, started my car, and looked behind me to back out. On the ground was an odd small object. It took me a second but I realized it was a real live turtle! I got out of my car and walked over to it. The parking lot of Gerbes didn&#8217;t seem like a great place for a turtle so I picked it up by the shell and took it to my car. I put it on the passenger seat next to my sandwich and thought for a minute. Where should I take this turtle? I decided the nearest park was the newly renovated <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocolumbiamo.com\/ParksandRec\/Parks\/Flat_Branch\/index.php\">Flat Branch Park<\/a> (C) which is near downtown. So off I went! I put the turtle down on a rock near the stream that runs through the park. It looked up at me uncertainly as I watched it. I was running out of time so I went back to my car and made it to <a href=\"http:\/\/arc.missouri.edu\/\">work<\/a> (D) with two minutes to spare. So much for starting half and hour early!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogpic\"><a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?f=d&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=6117457489430284018,38.964496,-92.332556&#038;saddr=hirth+st+and+w+worley,+columbia,+MO+65203+(Home-ish)&#038;daddr=1729+W+Ash,+Columbia,+MO+65203+(Gerbes+Supermarket)+to:flat+branch+park+to:E+Business+70%2FI-70-BR+%4038.964496,+-92.332556+to:2800+Maguire+Blvd,+Columbia,+MO+65201+(Work)&#038;mra=pe&#038;mrcr=0&#038;via=3&#038;sll=38.945926,-92.328758&#038;sspn=0.078369,0.089264&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;t=p&#038;z=13\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/..\/blog\/files\/pictures\/circuitous.jpg\" alt=\"Link to Google Maps.\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One morning started off ahead of schedule (point A on the map). I needed to go to the supermarket (B) to pick up a lunch for work so I woke up early. Maybe too early. I was half an hour early as I left Gerbes with a sandwich from the&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/hero-in-half-shell.html\" class=\"readmore\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Hero in A Half Shell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[],"tags":[47,4],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.keithcchan.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}