Me: I have this new character. Her name is Invincigirl. She's invincible to everything. She can't be crushed, suffocated, starved, etc.

Kristin: Can she break bones?

Me: No.

Kristin: Can she bleed?

Me: No.

Kristin: Can she age?

Me: Um, I haven't thought of that.

Kristin: Maybe she ages slower than normal. I mean, what if she gets osteoporosis?

Me: I think you're the only person who would consider osteoporosis in a superhero origin.

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